Archive | November 2010

FOR SALE: One Useless Cat




When God Paints …



There are so many things in our lives for which we are thankful.

Among these is the bountiful beauty of the earth.

When God Paints …

He uses all His colors!







2010 village idiot award

Hard to believe.  Wait for the end.

Video: Waking Up is Hard To Do

Our new favorite singing group.

These very talented singers are all Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists (CRNA) in Minnesota and they can really sing. They are also funny. Turn up the volume.

For More music by the Laryngospasms check out their web site at

Also, check out the other songs posted in YOUTUBE.

$1000 an inch

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.  The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness.  Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.

You’re going to be ok, you’ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”  The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You’ve got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.  They work great but they don’t come cheap.  It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”

The man perks up.  “So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want.  But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.  If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.  If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.  It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”  The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”

“Yes I have,” says the man.  “And has she helped you make a decision?”

“Yes” says the man.  “What is your decision?” asks the doctor.

“We’re getting granite countertops for the kitchen.”