Archive | January 2011

How Not to Plant a Roadside Bomb


Rule #1: After putting the bomb in a hole, do not, repeat, do not tamp the ground too much.

Rule #2: Do not forget Rule #1.

The attached video of thermal footage was recorded from an AC-130 gunship from a mile or more away.

No rounds were fired by the aircraft.  The problem solved itself with no American intervention.  Some Islamic jihadists were trying to bury a roadside bomb made from a 155 mm artillery round.  Evidently, they lost the instruction manual, or did not know how to read it.

The result could not have happened to a more deserving group of people!

 

Video: The Italian Carpool Lane

(This post was viewed over 1,400,000 times, and tweeted over 120 times, on its previous home on Posterous, prior to that site closing on 4/30/13, and also almost 32,000 times on YouTube.  If you found your way over here from Facebook, be sure to tell all your friends about the new location!)

Note updated 5/27/15:  Thank you all for the lively discussion taking place in the comments section.  I am delighted that this post has now become so popular that the comment section is attracting the attention of trolls. Please note that the following norms apply to the comments section.  Comments regarding the actual video are welcome, including negative comments and complaints that Mafia parodies are insulting to Italian-Americans.  The following comments will not be approved:
1)  comments containing foul language;
2)  personal insults aimed at me, Temple Mathews (the maker of the video), or other commenters;
3)  comments that attempt to steer the discussion into what would happen if we insulted or parodied other ethnic or racial groups besides Italians;
4) comments that have absolutely nothing to do with this video and are intended to start arguments about various subjects of interest including the 2016 election cycle, and why no one in the banking industry was punished for the financial meltdown.
To all of you I say, WordPress.com offers free blogs that are very easy to manage — start your own blog and you can discuss whatever you want! Thanks for your consideration.

Sometimes it just pays to be patient…..


                

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Are You a Redneck Jedi?

You might be a Redneck Jedi if….

. You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” 

. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

. Wookies are offended by your B.O.

. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.

. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

. Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”

. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

. If you hear . . . “Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle.”